What's Your Automotive Stage Name?

"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind) 04/22/2016 at 11:42 • Filed to: Question

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I was thinking about how clever the transformation of “Mark Sinclair” to “Vin Diesel”* is and now I want to know what your automotive-themed stage name would be. I’ve got dibs on “Sandy Apex!” Yes, you can use these names for “other” avenues of work. Gotta pay those University debts some kind of way, amiright?

*(Vehicle Identification Numbers are “marks” and Sinclair is an oil company famous for the dinosaur-themes of their gas stations).

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > Wobbles the Mind 04/22/2016 at 11:44

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DOCTOR HOON!

StingrayJake > Wobbles the Mind 04/22/2016 at 11:46

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We should create once of those stupid Facebook “What’s your super hero name?” chains with automotive themed words. Something like...

If your first name begins with J, your first name would be Axle. If your last name begins with S, your last name would be Turbo.

Just need 52 name-sounding automotive words (alternator is not a name-sound automotive word) and attach them to letters randomly.

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 04/22/2016 at 11:47

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Or rusty nuts

TheHondaBro > StingrayJake 04/22/2016 at 11:48

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Or one tied to your birthday, like first name + month you were born in.

Wobbles the Mind > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 04/22/2016 at 11:49

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More like Doctor Whom....

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Wobbles the Mind 04/22/2016 at 11:49

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I’ll go with Monte Goman

Wobbles the Mind > StingrayJake 04/22/2016 at 11:50

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I’m hoping someone is inspired to put in the effort, for I am not that man.

StingrayJake > TheHondaBro 04/22/2016 at 11:50

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Also possible, but then one of your names would be limited to just 12 options. I think we’d end up with a lot of similar names.

Mercedes Streeter > Wobbles the Mind 04/22/2016 at 11:53

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Technically, my stage name is Miss Mercedes...at least until I legally become a Mercedes.

Vrooom Vrooom

CalzoneGolem > Wobbles the Mind 04/22/2016 at 11:56

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Grease Pig.

Out, but with a W - has found the answer > Wobbles the Mind 04/22/2016 at 11:56

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Smokey Lucas.

Wobbles the Mind > Mercedes Streeter 04/22/2016 at 11:59

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Fact: A Mercedes isn’t a Bra-bus until after a shopping trip.

Couldn’t resist an old, old, old joke. Im sorry.

TheRealBicycleBuck > Wobbles the Mind 04/22/2016 at 12:00

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Squeaky Wheel

Bat Bay (in homage to bring a trailer and ebay motors)

Rex Hatchinson (WRX Hatchback)

Wobbles the Mind > Out, but with a W - has found the answer 04/22/2016 at 12:00

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*slow clap*

Mercedes Streeter > Wobbles the Mind 04/22/2016 at 12:05

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An old joke I’ve never heard of before!!! I love it! :)

With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username > Wobbles the Mind 04/22/2016 at 12:09

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I don’t think “Hairpin Swaybar” would improve my Hollywood chances much.

EL_ULY > Wobbles the Mind 04/22/2016 at 12:09

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Titty Sprinkles

With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username > Mercedes Streeter 04/22/2016 at 12:10

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I guess your identity issues are more complicated than I thought.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Wobbles the Mind 04/22/2016 at 12:13

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Oily tears, burning wallet, exploding pump, sagging suspension. All things that fit my car.

Mercedes Streeter > With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username 04/22/2016 at 12:13

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Muahahahahahahaha!! You know when I wrote that, I thought “I wonder how easily that could be taken out of context?” :)

I can totally imagine going up to a judge and saying “I believe I’m a human that should have been born a car, can I have a VIN plate?”

Land_Yacht_225 > Wobbles the Mind 04/22/2016 at 12:13

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Hieronymus Bosch.

It’s multifaceted! Bosch makes lots of parts in my Mercedes.

And his vivid depictions of both heaven and hell perfectly capture the moment to moment dichotomy of owning a V-12 with higher performance than a Ferrari 575 and a suspension with insufficient design consideration for reliability.

Terrestrial Paradise - Firing on all 12 cylinders, no check engine lights, pulling from 80 to 120 in no time flat.

Hell - dash lit up like a Christmas tree, catastrophic hydraulic pump failures, fiber optic network faults, coilpack hiccups, and fuel delivery issues.

interstate366, now In The Industry > Wobbles the Mind 04/22/2016 at 12:26

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James Will, as a play on James May.

vondon302 > Wobbles the Mind 04/22/2016 at 13:04

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Vin Stang Durslidey

RallyWrench > Wobbles the Mind 04/22/2016 at 13:53

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Laycock Overdrive

The Compromiser > interstate366, now In The Industry 04/22/2016 at 23:23

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James Did?